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Feeld Dude Fail

Got a match on Feeld. Conversation started out normally and then suddenly turned into a high-larious skit.

One of his first questions was what did I mean by saying I was a Top in my profile. His follow up when I told him what that meant was “Oh good. I thought that meant you were a man,” which I took to mean that he thought that was code for “I’m a trans woman” which… he thinks is a man.

Then quickly, before I could even process that bit, he asks if I am “interested in kissing, oral, and BBC” and before I could even process *that* he tells me that he’s dated Asian, Latina, and black but never a white woman and that was definitely a fantasy of his and he was excited to meet me.

I have barely gotten a word in edgewise. I don’t know what he thought was going to happen, but the cluelessness was awe-inspiring.

In these situations I always want to string them along a bit for my own amusement, but I was leaving to do laps at the pool so I just unmatched him. Feeld does not let you take screenshots (I’m sure there’s a work around) so I didn’t capture it. This was a 44 year old man, BTW. A 44 year old man who should not be allowed to install any dating apps whatsoever on his phone.

So today’s tips come courtesy this idiot.

  • Trans women are women
  • If you don’t have BBC in your profile, don’t suddenly bring it up in the beginning of a chat with a random stranger. Just as an aside, BBC in a profile is an immediate swipe left for me. I personally find it offensive. You do you.